tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via ihartcurtis)

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

(via thetowndrugdealer)

zootedboy:

ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.

(via hiphoplaboratory)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(via ruinedchildhood)

oldsoulnewage:

I just really love florida

Florida is great Georgia blows

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via anna-liesa)